we should get a slip and slide, that would be awesome

okokokok man i have so much to type but im so sleepy i think i might forget a lot

so i found out my friend is a stripper now, and hes a guy, lollllssss, and the only clubs around here that have male strippers are geared towards gay men, so hes stripping for gay men, but hes straight, i guess he strips for the occasional token chick group, but yeah, it was interesting hearing about it

ohoh i went to the bookstore but they were out of the book i wanted to look at so i just looked around and they had this awesome collection of like post cards that used baby animals to break bad news to people, like one was 'its syphilis' as the text on a picture of a baby puppy, and like 'the condom broke' over a fuzzy duck....i reallyyyyyy wanted to get it so i could send random postcards to people but it was 10 dollars and i figured i could get some chick to give me a beej with that kind of money, so i didnt want to waste it on postcards

but i did go to victoria secret and want to buy a dog shaped bar of soap on a rope...but alan talked me down from that idea because it was 10 dollars too, i still dont know if not buying it was a good or bad decision hahaha, i had a gift card there from xmas so it would have been no biggie

OHHHH and i went to the arts and crafts store and bought glitter paint, water colors and paper and and anddddd GLOW IN THE DARK PAINTTTTTTT, it was awesome, i had to stop myself from buying those little science kits, like the ones where you 'grow your own worms' and all that jazz, haha, i love that store

andddddddd i saw the curious case of benjamin button, and man, it was alright but it was too sad the whole time it was like pulling at my heart and like i couldnt stop thinking about how sad it was, but it was nothing a few rounds of the thong song couldnt cure, i think i had to listen to it like 3x to get myself hyped back up

ok thats all i remember for nowww and i want to ask my mom about what she was talking about with the whole, saying sex like 50 times this morning, lols

OH EDIT: i dont remember if i sad this or not, im so tired im like trying to force my eyes to stay open haha; but i got some halo magnets when i got 360 games, did i say i got more 360 games today? i did, i got like 5 more, anyway im so obsessed with halo i got some halo magnets, and like i think that would make such a cool present, coz like theyre functional and aesthetically pleasing, so im thinking of making that my standard gift now, halo magnets, mmmm

oh edit edit; i also went to the apple store, pre cool yeah, butttt then i went to the LEGO STOREEEEEE man it was so awesome, they had allt hese lego ideas on display, and legos in bulk MmmMmm, theres this taj mahal lego set for like 300 dollars and i was like aww that would be awesome to have, and so i was thinking, in the future if i work hard then i can play hard, with ye legos, i want all the star wars onessssssssssss, it was really awesome