when i was little and had just come back from iran, i didnt speak english and i remember in my pre school class, i refused to sit on the ground with the other kids because in iran only servants sit on the ground lol i seriously thought they were crazy people for sitting on the ground
when i went to kindergarten, i wanted to be in the pm class because i liked to sleep late but my teacher said i should be in the am class because thats where all the dark haired children were and id fit in better, after working in like 4 different kindergarten classes i kinda realized that the head teacher is always a mean psycho on a power trip, and i think my own kindergarten teacher was no exception
in kindergarten i didnt like to participate in all the dancing singing circle times (i know, why so serious, i was like that for a while as a kid) and one day we were doing ring around the rosy and id do everything but the we all fall down part ( i know i knowww, i still thought the ground was dirty, and the idea of purposly laying on it boggled my mind) anyway, so everyone went down and then when they came up this boy jumped up and was like "I JUST LOOKED UNDER YOUR DRESS!!" and i could understand him but i didnt know how to say anything back so i just stared at him in a serious way and walked a few steps away and awaited the next round of crazy song and dance
in 1st grade there was this kid named ian, and he always tried inviting himself over to my house and i was always like, uh i have to ask my mom, but reallyy i just didnt like hanging out with people outside school coz i always had more fun playing by myself, anyway this kid wiped a bugger on my hand one day as a sign of affection, tsk tsk, anyway one day he told me he was coming over to my house that day and i was like i dont think my mom will be ok with that, and he said he just saw my mom in the office and asked her and she said yes and the rest of the day i was like gd it nooooo why would you stab me in the back like this mommmyyy, but really he had jsut made that up, my mom had my back
when i was like 10, we used to go jump on my neighbors trampoline and one night we were laying on it we kept seeing shooting stars and i thought they were aliens so i ran inside and typed up a letter to president clinton detailing the events surroinding the sightings on our windows 95 computer and then i also drew a picture in ms paint of the aliens landing to further illustrate my point, then after we were done i realized i didnt even know how to use the internet, and im not even sure if we had internet so we werent able to send out that emergancy letter out, i loved those days
ive got a bunch of other stories, but i was reminded of one of those today and then typing one out reminded me of the others haha, peace out
this is what im listening to now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9gbJM0x7qA
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
what the beep you guys
i was trying to find out what the girls hand sign meant in the tv show rome, when she did it behind her back so i went to google and clicked a site and read:
"Manuela, now 23, was first introduced to vampirism and the Goth lifestyle at age 16, when she ran away to London and met up with a secret colony of blood drinking satanists in that city's north side. Soon, she hooked up with lover Daniel Ruda, another would-be vampire and satanist. The two got married in a satanic ceremony and went to live in Germany, taking up the dark Goth lifestyle there.
Manuela and Daniel Ruda and their many Goth friends gave the El Diablo hand sign back and forth as a sign of recognition. It was a sign indicating their love and worship of their Master, Lucifer. It also signified their hatred of everything good."
and i was like, what the beep, what kind of LARP site is this, and then ir ead on and i was like, wait a minute, this is real? and so then i googled the name and i got:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/1383474/Last-kiss-as-Satanist-killers-are-locked-up.html
Last kiss as Satanist killers are locked up
By Toby Helm in Bochum, western Germany
Published: 12:01AM GMT 01 Feb 2002
TWO satanists who stabbed a friend to death because they said the devil told them to grinned mockingly at their victim's parents yesterday before being sent to secure psychiatric units.
Daniel Ruda, 26, and his wife Manuela, 23, who said she learnt about satanism in England and Scotland, were committed for 15 and 13 years respectively. Both stared blankly ahead as sentence was passed at Bochum, western Germany.
Judge Arno Kersting-Tombroke said they had committed a "terrible crime" in murdering their friend, Frank Hackert, 33, by stabbing him 66 times.
But he said the accused were "humans not monsters". Society had a duty to try to cure them of their severe mental disorders.
Manuela Ruda's final gesture was to make a satanic sign with her little and index fingers and inch-long black nails. Mr Hackert's parents sat holding hands opposite the killers.
Daniel Ruda, a car parts salesman, and Manuela, had admitted the killing, but said they were not responsible because they were acting on the devil's orders. "Kill, sacrifice, bring souls," was how they described the command.
The couple said they had chosen "Hacki", as they called him, for sacrifice because he was "so funny and would be the perfect court jester for Satan".
Throughout the trial, the Rudas showed off, appearing in outlandish costumes, flashing their devil-horn signals and threatening witnesses.
Daniel Ruda did the same yesterday, drawing gasps from a packed public gallery. The first clue to the crime was contained in a letter that Manuela wrote to her mother shortly after the killing. "I am not of this world," she said. "I must liberate my soul from the mortal flesh."
Her mother went to the police and accompanied officers to the couple's flat in Witten, western Germany, on July 9 last year. The shutters were closed and the lights were not working. But the police could see blood spattered over the bedroom walls.
In the bathroom there was a black and white poster of hanged women. Skulls, scalpels stained with blood, vampire teeth and coloured contact lenses lay scattered around. On the floor in the main room was a great deal of blood and a coffin in which Manuela sometimes slept.
The body of Mr Hackert, a former colleague of Daniel Ruda, lay among the chaos. Besides having been stabbed 66 times, his arms and face had been savaged with a machete.
A scalpel was lodged in his stomach and next to it was a pentagram cut into the skin. A note, which police believe was a death list of 15 intended victims, was found near his body.
The judge said the couple met three years ago after Daniel Ruda put an advertisement in a lonely hearts column. It said: "Vampire seeks princess of darkness that hates everyone and everything."
They married on the 6th of the 6th month, June, last year and decided to kill on the 6th of July. That gave them the 666 number, the biblical symbol of the devil.
They invited Mr Hackert to a party. Daniel Ruda picked him up from his home and took him to the flat, where they chatted and played music. Then, as Ruda hit Mr Hackert on the head with a hammer, his wife shouted: "Stab him in the heart."
Manuela said she saw the light in the flat flicker as Mr Hackert died. She took that as a sign that the "soul was on its way down there".
Daniel Ruda told the court: "I was in a state of euphoria." After the killing the couple drank their victim's blood and prayed to Satan. "We were empowered and alone," Manuela said.
She described how disappointed she was after the killing that she did not turn into a vampire, "because as a vampire I would not have needed the streets".
Manuela, an only child who loved animals, shocked her middle-class parents from the age of 13 with her punk haircuts and garish clothes.
At 16 she ran away to England, living first in London. There she told how she met other satanists and went to "bite parties" where people drank each others' blood.
"Men were always trotting after me," she said. "They were my blood donors." She then headed to Scotland where she worked as a chambermaid in a hotel in the Highlands.
When the hotel shut for the winter she lived with a 62-year-old man called Tom whose body was tattooed "like a leopard".
Back in Germany, she threw herself into the satanic scene, had her teeth removed and animal fangs implanted. On Halloween night in 1999 she dedicated her soul to Satan and promised to serve him after her death. That year she also met Daniel Ruda.
From the age of 12 he had felt what he described as a "lust for blood, the metallic salty taste" and had recently been searching for a soul-mate. The couple married in black the following year.
Some of Germany's most eminent psychologists have worked on the Ruda case, which has shocked a country with a growing problem of young satanists. The latest estimates put the number of followers at 6,000.
The cult is most common in the depressed towns and villages of the former Communist east of the country.
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and now im all freaked outtt, i didnt know people like that were reallll, and oh my lord why haki would you go over to their house, now im rethinking my future plans of living with random roomates because what are the chances that i end up being haki jr, WHAT ARE THE CHANCESSS, im seriously concerned, more concerned than the time my dad told me if i talked to people i didnt know on the internet theyd kill me, and also more concerned than the time my dad told me that if i talked the way i talked in a foreign country, people would think i was weak and sell me into the sex trade
hehe ok now ive given my self a good chuckle at the last part there
but one note; i would post their pictures too but theyre too scary and then id feel like they were going to haunt my blog or something, and i also changed the color of the parts pertaining to them because i didnt want them contaminating my blog with my normal blog colors
ok over and out
"Manuela, now 23, was first introduced to vampirism and the Goth lifestyle at age 16, when she ran away to London and met up with a secret colony of blood drinking satanists in that city's north side. Soon, she hooked up with lover Daniel Ruda, another would-be vampire and satanist. The two got married in a satanic ceremony and went to live in Germany, taking up the dark Goth lifestyle there.
Manuela and Daniel Ruda and their many Goth friends gave the El Diablo hand sign back and forth as a sign of recognition. It was a sign indicating their love and worship of their Master, Lucifer. It also signified their hatred of everything good."
and i was like, what the beep, what kind of LARP site is this, and then ir ead on and i was like, wait a minute, this is real? and so then i googled the name and i got:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/1383474/Last-kiss-as-Satanist-killers-are-locked-up.html
Last kiss as Satanist killers are locked up
By Toby Helm in Bochum, western Germany
Published: 12:01AM GMT 01 Feb 2002
TWO satanists who stabbed a friend to death because they said the devil told them to grinned mockingly at their victim's parents yesterday before being sent to secure psychiatric units.
Daniel Ruda, 26, and his wife Manuela, 23, who said she learnt about satanism in England and Scotland, were committed for 15 and 13 years respectively. Both stared blankly ahead as sentence was passed at Bochum, western Germany.
Judge Arno Kersting-Tombroke said they had committed a "terrible crime" in murdering their friend, Frank Hackert, 33, by stabbing him 66 times.
But he said the accused were "humans not monsters". Society had a duty to try to cure them of their severe mental disorders.
Manuela Ruda's final gesture was to make a satanic sign with her little and index fingers and inch-long black nails. Mr Hackert's parents sat holding hands opposite the killers.
Daniel Ruda, a car parts salesman, and Manuela, had admitted the killing, but said they were not responsible because they were acting on the devil's orders. "Kill, sacrifice, bring souls," was how they described the command.
The couple said they had chosen "Hacki", as they called him, for sacrifice because he was "so funny and would be the perfect court jester for Satan".
Throughout the trial, the Rudas showed off, appearing in outlandish costumes, flashing their devil-horn signals and threatening witnesses.
Daniel Ruda did the same yesterday, drawing gasps from a packed public gallery. The first clue to the crime was contained in a letter that Manuela wrote to her mother shortly after the killing. "I am not of this world," she said. "I must liberate my soul from the mortal flesh."
Her mother went to the police and accompanied officers to the couple's flat in Witten, western Germany, on July 9 last year. The shutters were closed and the lights were not working. But the police could see blood spattered over the bedroom walls.
In the bathroom there was a black and white poster of hanged women. Skulls, scalpels stained with blood, vampire teeth and coloured contact lenses lay scattered around. On the floor in the main room was a great deal of blood and a coffin in which Manuela sometimes slept.
The body of Mr Hackert, a former colleague of Daniel Ruda, lay among the chaos. Besides having been stabbed 66 times, his arms and face had been savaged with a machete.
A scalpel was lodged in his stomach and next to it was a pentagram cut into the skin. A note, which police believe was a death list of 15 intended victims, was found near his body.
The judge said the couple met three years ago after Daniel Ruda put an advertisement in a lonely hearts column. It said: "Vampire seeks princess of darkness that hates everyone and everything."
They married on the 6th of the 6th month, June, last year and decided to kill on the 6th of July. That gave them the 666 number, the biblical symbol of the devil.
They invited Mr Hackert to a party. Daniel Ruda picked him up from his home and took him to the flat, where they chatted and played music. Then, as Ruda hit Mr Hackert on the head with a hammer, his wife shouted: "Stab him in the heart."
Manuela said she saw the light in the flat flicker as Mr Hackert died. She took that as a sign that the "soul was on its way down there".
Daniel Ruda told the court: "I was in a state of euphoria." After the killing the couple drank their victim's blood and prayed to Satan. "We were empowered and alone," Manuela said.
She described how disappointed she was after the killing that she did not turn into a vampire, "because as a vampire I would not have needed the streets".
Manuela, an only child who loved animals, shocked her middle-class parents from the age of 13 with her punk haircuts and garish clothes.
At 16 she ran away to England, living first in London. There she told how she met other satanists and went to "bite parties" where people drank each others' blood.
"Men were always trotting after me," she said. "They were my blood donors." She then headed to Scotland where she worked as a chambermaid in a hotel in the Highlands.
When the hotel shut for the winter she lived with a 62-year-old man called Tom whose body was tattooed "like a leopard".
Back in Germany, she threw herself into the satanic scene, had her teeth removed and animal fangs implanted. On Halloween night in 1999 she dedicated her soul to Satan and promised to serve him after her death. That year she also met Daniel Ruda.
From the age of 12 he had felt what he described as a "lust for blood, the metallic salty taste" and had recently been searching for a soul-mate. The couple married in black the following year.
Some of Germany's most eminent psychologists have worked on the Ruda case, which has shocked a country with a growing problem of young satanists. The latest estimates put the number of followers at 6,000.
The cult is most common in the depressed towns and villages of the former Communist east of the country.
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and now im all freaked outtt, i didnt know people like that were reallll, and oh my lord why haki would you go over to their house, now im rethinking my future plans of living with random roomates because what are the chances that i end up being haki jr, WHAT ARE THE CHANCESSS, im seriously concerned, more concerned than the time my dad told me if i talked to people i didnt know on the internet theyd kill me, and also more concerned than the time my dad told me that if i talked the way i talked in a foreign country, people would think i was weak and sell me into the sex trade
hehe ok now ive given my self a good chuckle at the last part there
but one note; i would post their pictures too but theyre too scary and then id feel like they were going to haunt my blog or something, and i also changed the color of the parts pertaining to them because i didnt want them contaminating my blog with my normal blog colors
ok over and out
Monday, May 18, 2009
saluteeeee
dear friends,
i found an old acquaintance of mine, this giant scary looking doll my ex and i bought from goodwill for 3 dollars, we hung her on the outside of our front door, she was like a cool mascot, and the army clothes were taken off some other doll in the store because she was naked, i remember when i moved back to the dorm my last year, i set her in the window and she kept guard, man she is one cool doll, all the dogs are scared of her too, lolol
i think ill let her ride shotgun in my car since ive got to where better to put her
i decided to retire my purse, which is the only purse ive ever really enjoyed, 3 beautiful years, gd i loved you baby, but now ill use one of the purses my mom gave me that ive let sit in my trunk for like 5 years, theyre more sophisticated looking, but not as satisfying, i think im going through a phaseeee againnn
goodbye frienddd
also, good things today; my dad gave me the title to my car, and my iranian birth certificate (i was born here, but you have to get one when you go there and etc etc) so i can start the process of getting my iranian passport set up to hopefully go visit there next summer
bad news; i cant find my american passport so i might have to redo it, but i swear its somewhere around here, i had it when i came back from bolivia and belize and that was just last summer, and i havent thrown anything out, so i gotta hunt it down
more bad news; buddy ran inside the house a couple days ago to look for me and my mom started screaming and scared him out, and i havent seen the lil bugga since
also, i almost bought knitting stuff when i went to the craft store last, but i just found allll my knitting stuff from before, and even my rainbow colored yarn that i got so i could knit a rainbow colored scarf or gloves, sweeett
oh and also i brought these two babies back with me because i realized i really havent looked through them at all and mythology is one of my favorite things
also also, i cleaned my car
ok i need to find my passportttttt nowww, i keep finding all this cool stuff that i thought i threw out instead though, so its still win
oh also i wrote my resume and my internship lady said shell write me a written recommendation :D
ohh also also, i wish i could find this one sweet thing keyword bright green, thing that i want, if i ever find it ill share, but until then ill keep it hush hush
i found an old acquaintance of mine, this giant scary looking doll my ex and i bought from goodwill for 3 dollars, we hung her on the outside of our front door, she was like a cool mascot, and the army clothes were taken off some other doll in the store because she was naked, i remember when i moved back to the dorm my last year, i set her in the window and she kept guard, man she is one cool doll, all the dogs are scared of her too, lolol
i think ill let her ride shotgun in my car since ive got to where better to put her
i decided to retire my purse, which is the only purse ive ever really enjoyed, 3 beautiful years, gd i loved you baby, but now ill use one of the purses my mom gave me that ive let sit in my trunk for like 5 years, theyre more sophisticated looking, but not as satisfying, i think im going through a phaseeee againnn
goodbye frienddd
also, good things today; my dad gave me the title to my car, and my iranian birth certificate (i was born here, but you have to get one when you go there and etc etc) so i can start the process of getting my iranian passport set up to hopefully go visit there next summer
bad news; i cant find my american passport so i might have to redo it, but i swear its somewhere around here, i had it when i came back from bolivia and belize and that was just last summer, and i havent thrown anything out, so i gotta hunt it down
more bad news; buddy ran inside the house a couple days ago to look for me and my mom started screaming and scared him out, and i havent seen the lil bugga since
also, i almost bought knitting stuff when i went to the craft store last, but i just found allll my knitting stuff from before, and even my rainbow colored yarn that i got so i could knit a rainbow colored scarf or gloves, sweeett
oh and also i brought these two babies back with me because i realized i really havent looked through them at all and mythology is one of my favorite things
also also, i cleaned my car
ok i need to find my passportttttt nowww, i keep finding all this cool stuff that i thought i threw out instead though, so its still win
oh also i wrote my resume and my internship lady said shell write me a written recommendation :D
ohh also also, i wish i could find this one sweet thing keyword bright green, thing that i want, if i ever find it ill share, but until then ill keep it hush hush
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
memories v2.0
i want to write down all the memories that i have with r and j that we made as kids so i can look back and read them in case i get prematurely old and get dementia and alzheimer and cant remember them for myself anymore, so ill start it now and keep editing it to update it
so in my old house, our next door neighbor was this old man that used to watch us from his window, and by watch i mean, hed cut down the hedges so he would have a clear view into our backyard, eventually that led to my dad removing the pool from it, but old man jenkins (not his actual name) watched on, anyways, so one day when r and j spent the night we said no more( we were like 11), we went up to our usual spot on the roof (i enjoyed pretending i was an explorer and used to scale the deck outside my room and then climb from there onto the roof, gd good memories) anyway, we went to the roof waiting for the sun to come up, and then we whipped out a pair of binoculars and watched the old man back as he watched us....the next week he died and we always felt like we had killed him
then this other time we were at our usual hang out spot, aka this cool park, and we noticed this gang of guys wearing chains and carrying crowbars and they were prolly high schoolers but we were about 7 so they looked huge to us, anyway, i was like, alright guys, lets just walk next to this man in a wheelchair whos walking his dog and well be safe and i turn around and r and j had run into a forest path and i was like, welp now were gonna die, but i didnt want to be left alone so i ran in after them, i think us running into the forest is what really prompted the gang to chase us, but anyway they were yelling at us while chasing us that they were gonna get us, but thankfully we knew the forest paths like the back of our hands, we jumped the creek in like 5 places to shake them off our trail and then wove our way through the forest till we came back out another side, and then we spent the rest of the afternoon hiding out in a play structure which we turned into a pirate ship with our imagination
will remember more later, im falling asleep atm, and kind of feel like just chillin and relaxing to some tunes coz its all rainy outside
so in my old house, our next door neighbor was this old man that used to watch us from his window, and by watch i mean, hed cut down the hedges so he would have a clear view into our backyard, eventually that led to my dad removing the pool from it, but old man jenkins (not his actual name) watched on, anyways, so one day when r and j spent the night we said no more( we were like 11), we went up to our usual spot on the roof (i enjoyed pretending i was an explorer and used to scale the deck outside my room and then climb from there onto the roof, gd good memories) anyway, we went to the roof waiting for the sun to come up, and then we whipped out a pair of binoculars and watched the old man back as he watched us....the next week he died and we always felt like we had killed him
then this other time we were at our usual hang out spot, aka this cool park, and we noticed this gang of guys wearing chains and carrying crowbars and they were prolly high schoolers but we were about 7 so they looked huge to us, anyway, i was like, alright guys, lets just walk next to this man in a wheelchair whos walking his dog and well be safe and i turn around and r and j had run into a forest path and i was like, welp now were gonna die, but i didnt want to be left alone so i ran in after them, i think us running into the forest is what really prompted the gang to chase us, but anyway they were yelling at us while chasing us that they were gonna get us, but thankfully we knew the forest paths like the back of our hands, we jumped the creek in like 5 places to shake them off our trail and then wove our way through the forest till we came back out another side, and then we spent the rest of the afternoon hiding out in a play structure which we turned into a pirate ship with our imagination
will remember more later, im falling asleep atm, and kind of feel like just chillin and relaxing to some tunes coz its all rainy outside
<2<2<2
Jaz: ya lol brets was like I love star trek! and started humming the theme song to star wars
Roxy: aaaaaaahahahaha
Roxy: that's so brets
not gonna lie, that warmed my heart like a mofo next to a trash can fire, i love my cousinssss
also, jaz was going to make a left turn across two lanes tonight and go into a parking lot, but then hit the curb instead of going into the parking lot entrance, and my side of the car was facing oncoming traffic and i was watching the cars coming towards us while i was like, hmm jaz you might want to hurry and reverse and go into the parking lot..., but i was all calm and then when we went into the store, i like stumbled on my words so i was like, man that must have made me nervous, crazy story
and then we rented a cheesy scary movie so we could scream at random parts but i spent the whole movie narrating the characters action in a raspy voice, it was lol for me, the movie was called mirrors, but really it was more gross than anything until they introduced the idea of demons 10 mins before the movie ended, then i got scared haha
now im trying to figure out how to use the remotes to work the cable since that new switchover thing and i never watch tv so i didnt bother messing with it before haha, but im pressing buttons on 3 different remotes hoping to find the one that works
oh and im messing with aim voice with jaz, but i told her to dl skype because the aim voice wasnt working
also, jaz is showing me her baby moving inside her and i keep thinking about the movie alien and it reminds me of parasites but i dont want to say anything because i dont want to offend, aw now that i wrote that i cant resist the urge, one moment
me:...what if...what if that baby was an alien....and it clawed its way out
jaz *shakes head slowly and frowns*....that would be messed up....
me: what if that baby is the devil?
jaz: i hope not, but well see
me: did you ever see that movie where there were two pregnant ladies, and one of the babies was the devil
jaz: yeah
me: you saw that?!
jaz: no, well what i mean is i hope its not, but ive thought about stuff like that, like what if its born black, like african american
me: so if you had to choose between it being born as a black baby, or the devil, what would you choose?
jaz: black baby
me: ok, what about between a black baby and an alien
jaz: alien
oh also, when we pulled back up to the house my moms stalker was walking past the house and we were like, what the beeeeppp
also jaz is spending the night :D
oh also also, a coon (lol everytime i say coon i laugh because coon means butt in persian, but when i use coon here i mean raccoon) stole the cat food and threw it in the bushes on the neighbors side so i have to crawl through this little area and get it, and im scaredddd, but ill have to man up and do it tomorrow
oh and, ok i think this is the last note, but it totally forgot that i wanted to put this in here, its now the next morning, alright, i was at the park the other day and i saw a bull terrier, and i totally love dogs but i never really gave that breed a second glance, but after seeing it in person with the character it can have, man i am a fannnnn, i love their eyes
Roxy: aaaaaaahahahaha
Roxy: that's so brets
not gonna lie, that warmed my heart like a mofo next to a trash can fire, i love my cousinssss
also, jaz was going to make a left turn across two lanes tonight and go into a parking lot, but then hit the curb instead of going into the parking lot entrance, and my side of the car was facing oncoming traffic and i was watching the cars coming towards us while i was like, hmm jaz you might want to hurry and reverse and go into the parking lot..., but i was all calm and then when we went into the store, i like stumbled on my words so i was like, man that must have made me nervous, crazy story
and then we rented a cheesy scary movie so we could scream at random parts but i spent the whole movie narrating the characters action in a raspy voice, it was lol for me, the movie was called mirrors, but really it was more gross than anything until they introduced the idea of demons 10 mins before the movie ended, then i got scared haha
now im trying to figure out how to use the remotes to work the cable since that new switchover thing and i never watch tv so i didnt bother messing with it before haha, but im pressing buttons on 3 different remotes hoping to find the one that works
oh and im messing with aim voice with jaz, but i told her to dl skype because the aim voice wasnt working
also, jaz is showing me her baby moving inside her and i keep thinking about the movie alien and it reminds me of parasites but i dont want to say anything because i dont want to offend, aw now that i wrote that i cant resist the urge, one moment
me:...what if...what if that baby was an alien....and it clawed its way out
jaz *shakes head slowly and frowns*....that would be messed up....
me: what if that baby is the devil?
jaz: i hope not, but well see
me: did you ever see that movie where there were two pregnant ladies, and one of the babies was the devil
jaz: yeah
me: you saw that?!
jaz: no, well what i mean is i hope its not, but ive thought about stuff like that, like what if its born black, like african american
me: so if you had to choose between it being born as a black baby, or the devil, what would you choose?
jaz: black baby
me: ok, what about between a black baby and an alien
jaz: alien
oh also, when we pulled back up to the house my moms stalker was walking past the house and we were like, what the beeeeppp
also jaz is spending the night :D
oh also also, a coon (lol everytime i say coon i laugh because coon means butt in persian, but when i use coon here i mean raccoon) stole the cat food and threw it in the bushes on the neighbors side so i have to crawl through this little area and get it, and im scaredddd, but ill have to man up and do it tomorrow
oh and, ok i think this is the last note, but it totally forgot that i wanted to put this in here, its now the next morning, alright, i was at the park the other day and i saw a bull terrier, and i totally love dogs but i never really gave that breed a second glance, but after seeing it in person with the character it can have, man i am a fannnnn, i love their eyes
Sunday, May 10, 2009
new adventure
alright guys, i have this super cool idea but first i have to explain the events leading up to said idea
so, it went a little something like this, my mom wanted to go to this asian store to look for liquid collagen because shes always on the lookout for crazy things like that, anyways she wanted me to go too and i was like, alright lets do thissss, really in my head i was thinking, oh man asian store, this is going to be good for some lols, because they always have the craziesssttt things, usually involving penis
so we get there and im looking around and i see this, which i had to covertly take a pciture of because my mom was like, dont doo thatttt, and i was like, whatttt its funnyyyy, its a butt but theres a peach on the box and the butt is like 3d and entices you to touch it, like back buh buh back that butt up, theres so many ways we could psychologically interpret this item, what does it /really/ mean, it cant just be a hip cream, or can it?
el oh el oh el oh el
ok continuing on with the story, so then i was wondering around the bowls section and i saw power rangers themed chop sticks and thats when it hit me, i needed to implement a new experiment using an asian bowl and chopsticks, and eat everything i normally eat using only these two tools, i also plan on using the chopsticks to knit
meet my new pals, green chopsticks, for luck as thats my favorite color and a plastic yet awesomely cool bowl with crazy, possibly rabid monkeys on it, i could draw fangs on the monkeys to spice it up a bit, or dicks to make it more authentically asian, but at the risk of looking like that kid from superbad, but we shall see, im in the process of thinking of names for these little buggas
my history with chopsticks goes back to my days in high school when we had a little love affair involving me obsessing over chopsticks, not to eat with, but to use as a drumming instrument in my car as i drove and for impromptu drum circles in random places, i also enjoyed chewing on them, but thats a different story, people used to buy me chopsticks as gifts because it was a well known fact that i lost them often, but i think ive ascended that level of douchbaggery and now id like to reunite with my long lost love to form an alliance and to finally use them for what they were made for; eating, and knitting
so while i polished my moms hardwood floors, which is by far my most favorite cleaning thing to do, (they shine so much, like theyre brand new) i decided to full on jump into it and ill use my other great scotch blog to document this expedition, also a note on cleaning, i loveeee cleaning for other people, like were having a bbq today so i was like speed cleaning and staging my moms house (which im in love with, i was like, mommy when you die can i have your house, she said yes) ok yeah i was speed cleaning and i figure if there was ever a competition of who could clean most efficiently and effectively in the least amount of time, id be the world champion, we could even do a show about it that was similar to iron chef, id have a cool title and people could choose to challenge me
alright, thats all for now, oh also note i didnt get the power rangers chopsticks because i figured theyd be hard to knit with because theyre super small, but i may or may not alter my plan and go and get them just to have two pairs
oh also my moms mothersday birdfeeder is awesome, i put glow in the dark paint on it so it glows at night kakakaka
so, it went a little something like this, my mom wanted to go to this asian store to look for liquid collagen because shes always on the lookout for crazy things like that, anyways she wanted me to go too and i was like, alright lets do thissss, really in my head i was thinking, oh man asian store, this is going to be good for some lols, because they always have the craziesssttt things, usually involving penis
so we get there and im looking around and i see this, which i had to covertly take a pciture of because my mom was like, dont doo thatttt, and i was like, whatttt its funnyyyy, its a butt but theres a peach on the box and the butt is like 3d and entices you to touch it, like back buh buh back that butt up, theres so many ways we could psychologically interpret this item, what does it /really/ mean, it cant just be a hip cream, or can it?
el oh el oh el oh el
ok continuing on with the story, so then i was wondering around the bowls section and i saw power rangers themed chop sticks and thats when it hit me, i needed to implement a new experiment using an asian bowl and chopsticks, and eat everything i normally eat using only these two tools, i also plan on using the chopsticks to knit
meet my new pals, green chopsticks, for luck as thats my favorite color and a plastic yet awesomely cool bowl with crazy, possibly rabid monkeys on it, i could draw fangs on the monkeys to spice it up a bit, or dicks to make it more authentically asian, but at the risk of looking like that kid from superbad, but we shall see, im in the process of thinking of names for these little buggas
my history with chopsticks goes back to my days in high school when we had a little love affair involving me obsessing over chopsticks, not to eat with, but to use as a drumming instrument in my car as i drove and for impromptu drum circles in random places, i also enjoyed chewing on them, but thats a different story, people used to buy me chopsticks as gifts because it was a well known fact that i lost them often, but i think ive ascended that level of douchbaggery and now id like to reunite with my long lost love to form an alliance and to finally use them for what they were made for; eating, and knitting
so while i polished my moms hardwood floors, which is by far my most favorite cleaning thing to do, (they shine so much, like theyre brand new) i decided to full on jump into it and ill use my other great scotch blog to document this expedition, also a note on cleaning, i loveeee cleaning for other people, like were having a bbq today so i was like speed cleaning and staging my moms house (which im in love with, i was like, mommy when you die can i have your house, she said yes) ok yeah i was speed cleaning and i figure if there was ever a competition of who could clean most efficiently and effectively in the least amount of time, id be the world champion, we could even do a show about it that was similar to iron chef, id have a cool title and people could choose to challenge me
alright, thats all for now, oh also note i didnt get the power rangers chopsticks because i figured theyd be hard to knit with because theyre super small, but i may or may not alter my plan and go and get them just to have two pairs
oh also my moms mothersday birdfeeder is awesome, i put glow in the dark paint on it so it glows at night kakakaka
Friday, May 8, 2009
wika wika zommbieee
okokokok guys check this news out
i was driving down the road all do diddly do, listening to some rock because i had this wicked craving for it and then all of a sudden the song gets interrupted by a JESUS i just took a sip of my supposedly warm milk and it burnedddddd, man that was pretty tricky of the microwave
ok what was i saying
oh yeah yeah ok, so the song was interrupted by this broadcast about how zombies had taken over east burnside and i was like...oh man, this can only lead to something good, AND IT DID, after the song was over the djs mentioned zombie prom is next week, dudeeeee- that is cool. not that im interested in dressing up as a zombie, or even going because zombies creep me out, even if theyre not real zombies, but i like the idea that theyre putting on cool events like that, its too bad i didnt know any crazy l4d people that i could talk into dressing up with me as survivors, id be down for that, id be zoey, im sure no one would want to be louis, as usual, so wed just put a red tie on a black dog
but theyre also showing a bunch of zombie movies at the hollywood theater which would be fun to go to
man, anyway then this guy from geek in the city started talking about this book, which i didnt catch the name of because i got sidetracked with something else, possibly driving, but its about how satan sends up zombies to take over the earth and then god is like nuh uhh wiatchh, not on my shift, and so god sends jesus down with a retarded zombie sidekick names lazarus and a male stripper sidekick named king, and like he plops down and saves some people at a quickie mart from the zombies and then tries to snag some jerky but they pull a gun on him and theyre like you gotta pay up and hes all, what the beep i jsut saved you guys
so hes like super jesus, but he cant go all shamwow and turn guns into loaves of bread or anything, but he has super quick healing powers, like he went from dead to alive in 3 days, but if he gets bitten and then killed by the zombies hes like stuck on earth forever and cant go back to heaven and that would disrupt the rapture
and abraham lincoln comes to help him through his space time rift, except when abe shows up he brings a werewolf with him because up until the civil war abe was an avid werewolf hunter, anyway abe incoln up in heaven would only talk about werewolves but jesus never believed him because he was all, man werewolves dont exist but now he knows they do because abeskie brought one with him, although this abe lincoln doesnt know that heaven abe lincoln talked about werewolves all the time in heaven, ok but also, right before they went through the time portal abe cut the werewolves arm off and the werewolf was trying to cauterize the wound with a frying pan when satan showed up and was like, theres no need for that lad, im gonna need some allys, so the werewolves are on satans side too
and then they said that jesus and abe lincoln go around punting babies, but theyre zombie babies so its all kosher, like pow pow, but man i gotta find the name of this book because it sounds like itd be fun to read after my non fiction stint is over
gonna check out that geek in the city website now
amen
i was driving down the road all do diddly do, listening to some rock because i had this wicked craving for it and then all of a sudden the song gets interrupted by a JESUS i just took a sip of my supposedly warm milk and it burnedddddd, man that was pretty tricky of the microwave
ok what was i saying
oh yeah yeah ok, so the song was interrupted by this broadcast about how zombies had taken over east burnside and i was like...oh man, this can only lead to something good, AND IT DID, after the song was over the djs mentioned zombie prom is next week, dudeeeee- that is cool. not that im interested in dressing up as a zombie, or even going because zombies creep me out, even if theyre not real zombies, but i like the idea that theyre putting on cool events like that, its too bad i didnt know any crazy l4d people that i could talk into dressing up with me as survivors, id be down for that, id be zoey, im sure no one would want to be louis, as usual, so wed just put a red tie on a black dog
but theyre also showing a bunch of zombie movies at the hollywood theater which would be fun to go to
man, anyway then this guy from geek in the city started talking about this book, which i didnt catch the name of because i got sidetracked with something else, possibly driving, but its about how satan sends up zombies to take over the earth and then god is like nuh uhh wiatchh, not on my shift, and so god sends jesus down with a retarded zombie sidekick names lazarus and a male stripper sidekick named king, and like he plops down and saves some people at a quickie mart from the zombies and then tries to snag some jerky but they pull a gun on him and theyre like you gotta pay up and hes all, what the beep i jsut saved you guys
so hes like super jesus, but he cant go all shamwow and turn guns into loaves of bread or anything, but he has super quick healing powers, like he went from dead to alive in 3 days, but if he gets bitten and then killed by the zombies hes like stuck on earth forever and cant go back to heaven and that would disrupt the rapture
and abraham lincoln comes to help him through his space time rift, except when abe shows up he brings a werewolf with him because up until the civil war abe was an avid werewolf hunter, anyway abe incoln up in heaven would only talk about werewolves but jesus never believed him because he was all, man werewolves dont exist but now he knows they do because abeskie brought one with him, although this abe lincoln doesnt know that heaven abe lincoln talked about werewolves all the time in heaven, ok but also, right before they went through the time portal abe cut the werewolves arm off and the werewolf was trying to cauterize the wound with a frying pan when satan showed up and was like, theres no need for that lad, im gonna need some allys, so the werewolves are on satans side too
and then they said that jesus and abe lincoln go around punting babies, but theyre zombie babies so its all kosher, like pow pow, but man i gotta find the name of this book because it sounds like itd be fun to read after my non fiction stint is over
gonna check out that geek in the city website now
amen
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
the bagoffee obsession
title says it all my little shegras, im like a stray cat when it comes to a bagel and coffee now, all i want is a lil bagoffee love, meow nigs meow
ok in all seriousness though, lately ive been taking my runs on a tangent and hitting up the store for a bagel and coffee and man, i dont know if its the caffeine or the succulent jam, or the fact that everything is organic and super expensive, but hot damn lil mama, that is some good beep
anyway today i didnt go and all i can think about now is how i want some bagel and coffee action, so i think im going to be a yes man and say yes to this addiction and go get it
peace out sugar britches
ok in all seriousness though, lately ive been taking my runs on a tangent and hitting up the store for a bagel and coffee and man, i dont know if its the caffeine or the succulent jam, or the fact that everything is organic and super expensive, but hot damn lil mama, that is some good beep
anyway today i didnt go and all i can think about now is how i want some bagel and coffee action, so i think im going to be a yes man and say yes to this addiction and go get it
peace out sugar britches
Monday, April 27, 2009
my ideas
so ive been thinking and talking my ideas over with jaz and i think i have a substantial plan for what i want to do in the next few years;
After I finish my teach abroad experience (whether I choose to do more than one year is still up in the air) I want to come back and ultimately open up a chocolate shop. Originally, I had the idea of selling chocolates and little Turkish Coffee type drinks. If I stuck with only the Turkish Coffee drinks that idea would still be on. However, I figured if I was going to serve drinks people would expect other drinks like espresso and I think the noise would just kill the atmosphere I want to make in the shop.
After I finish my teach abroad experience (whether I choose to do more than one year is still up in the air) I want to come back and ultimately open up a chocolate shop. Originally, I had the idea of selling chocolates and little Turkish Coffee type drinks. If I stuck with only the Turkish Coffee drinks that idea would still be on. However, I figured if I was going to serve drinks people would expect other drinks like espresso and I think the noise would just kill the atmosphere I want to make in the shop.
For the store itself, Id like two sides of the building to just be glass. That way you can see into the store. I want it to have a sort of art gallery/jewelry store look to it. The floor would be large white tiles. Basically everything would be colored white, with lighting in specific places to give it that gallery type look. Then on one of the non-glass walls I'm thinking three rows with six big round glass bins per row would look good to put the chocolates in. The glass bins would be all round (kind of like a giant fish bowl) with a smaller hole in the top where people could take the chocolates in/out from.
The chocolates themselves need to be creative. I think creativity would be the way I could make my chocolates stand out from just regular chocolate shops and, ehem, my biggest rival, moonstruck cafe. I don't want to give my ideas away just yet, just trust me that they would blow your mind if I told you. Or well, at least they would make you say 'That's pretty creative.'
I want the chocolates to be wrapped in really bright metallic foil. I'm thinking bright magenta, bright green and etc for the different types. I would also like to wrap some of the circular shaped chocolates in a bow-tie style with pastel colored paper.
The last idea I have so far would be to offer custom boxes for people who wanted their chocolates wrapped up nicely. The picture I have in my head is just small square white boxes with a lid that can be fitted on and off. The white box would have black polka dots, or black stripes on it. The lid would have a ribbon on it going from the top corner to the opposite bottom corner. I want the ribbons to be brightly colored in possibly the same shades as the chocolate foil.
I would also like to take the business online and make chocolates as people order them. That might be a good way to actually start the idea up. We'll have to see how things flow. I even have a decent name picked out that I would like to use, which I'll share later when this idea becomes more of a reality. For now, the big thing I want to do is to continue focusing on creative chocolate ideas.
To get to the point of being able to do all these things, I was thinking directly after I came back from teaching abroad I would take the necessary steps to getting a job as a teacher in the US. I had a double degree in education before I changed my mind about teaching before, so I have over half of what I need to do to become a teacher in Oregon. This part is always subject to change should a better opportunity present itself to me, such as becoming a professional hooker. Just kidding about the hooker part. I like the idea of trying different careers out and saving money before I start my chocolate shop. I could even have my shop at the same time as I had a different job if I needed more money to keep my shop going.
anyway that was my idea :D im reallllllyyy excited about all the things i can do, i feel like my life just started and i can do whateverrrr i want with it, its so cooooolllll
oh also, something i really want to get into is learning the persian art style, if youve ever seen persian art it like makes you look at it all crazy and be all, how did they dooo thattt
ok i just wanted to get that all written down so i dont forget anything
Saturday, April 25, 2009
tavalodet mobarak
I was looking around youtubes today and yesterday listening to ym favorite composers songs, his name is Anoushiravan Rohani, you should check him out, i want to see him live one day, hopefully he will do another tour this year
anyway, i was looking at a few of the covers people did on his work, and one of them had a really nice name so i thought id list out all the names i like, so i dont forget them, thisll be a sweet post to keep updating too, also im putting them in order of how much i like them, the ones with \/ around them are ones i realllyyy like and the other ones below them are ones that i enjoy
Female:
\Persia/
\Esfahan/ (s-fah-hawn)
Olivia
Ehva (aye-vah)
Joojeh (Jew-Jeh)
Nikoo/Nikou (neak-oh/neak-oo)
Male:
\Babak/ (bah-back)
\Salaheden/ (salaw-heh-dean)
Shirzad (sheer-zahd)
Shaheen (shaw-heen)
also, i cannot for the life of me find what the name of this song/composer is, i thought it might have been Rohani, but i imagine this would be an awful popular song seeing how beautiful it is, and it wasnt under his name on youtube
anyway heres the song, so you guys can hear something amazing today as well :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6dMdxhH-8c
anyway, i was looking at a few of the covers people did on his work, and one of them had a really nice name so i thought id list out all the names i like, so i dont forget them, thisll be a sweet post to keep updating too, also im putting them in order of how much i like them, the ones with \/ around them are ones i realllyyy like and the other ones below them are ones that i enjoy
Female:
\Persia/
\Esfahan/ (s-fah-hawn)
Olivia
Ehva (aye-vah)
Joojeh (Jew-Jeh)
Nikoo/Nikou (neak-oh/neak-oo)
Male:
\Babak/ (bah-back)
\Salaheden/ (salaw-heh-dean)
Shirzad (sheer-zahd)
Shaheen (shaw-heen)
also, i cannot for the life of me find what the name of this song/composer is, i thought it might have been Rohani, but i imagine this would be an awful popular song seeing how beautiful it is, and it wasnt under his name on youtube
anyway heres the song, so you guys can hear something amazing today as well :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6dMdxhH-8c
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
gday mates
man roxys been in australia for i dont knwo how many months now, but it feels like a long time, the memories of us running a muck in downtown portland and our safe plan of moving to new zealand to become sheep farmers if all else fails, seem like they were so long ago, but itll be sweet when she gets back in july...but i might have already left to teach abroad by then, doh
note to self; write resume and etc etc
i was downtown with jaz the other day and man, i forget how many adventures you can have when you go down there, first we were chillin around and heard bagpipes, so of course we tracked the sound to its source and creeped on the bagpiper from afar, he was some cool looking dude in the middle of the park, was dece
then were like, lets kick this baby up a notch and decided to go to the ghetto of downtown to see if we could spot us some crack hoes, or hookers, although we may have encountered some of these creatures, we got too distracted with peeping through the window of the last adult theater in oregon, which has closed down, pooty, anyway so we were all lookin inside the windows, and i have to say the chairs in front of the movie screen looked mightyyyy comfortable, we were trying to figure out what this little cubicle on the side was and concluded that it must have been a masturbation station
anyway, then we continued on and i was like looking across the street at these chicks pants, because they were bright blue and like looked painted on they were so tight, and i was looking at them in a no homo sort of way, but i thought they looked awesomeee, when all of a sudden jaz is like WHAT IS THATTT and i looked in front of us and there was like bandages and blood all over it, oh it was so creepy i cant even think of anything funny to say about it, but yeah what can you expect when you head down there, i mean the only crazier place to go than the ghetto part is the china town part and man, you need to travel in more than a pack of two to adventure through that part
but it was good times :D
okok im gonna go back to sleep now, but i leave you all with this
a little memory of roxy; may she rest in peace till she gets back
note to self; write resume and etc etc
i was downtown with jaz the other day and man, i forget how many adventures you can have when you go down there, first we were chillin around and heard bagpipes, so of course we tracked the sound to its source and creeped on the bagpiper from afar, he was some cool looking dude in the middle of the park, was dece
then were like, lets kick this baby up a notch and decided to go to the ghetto of downtown to see if we could spot us some crack hoes, or hookers, although we may have encountered some of these creatures, we got too distracted with peeping through the window of the last adult theater in oregon, which has closed down, pooty, anyway so we were all lookin inside the windows, and i have to say the chairs in front of the movie screen looked mightyyyy comfortable, we were trying to figure out what this little cubicle on the side was and concluded that it must have been a masturbation station
anyway, then we continued on and i was like looking across the street at these chicks pants, because they were bright blue and like looked painted on they were so tight, and i was looking at them in a no homo sort of way, but i thought they looked awesomeee, when all of a sudden jaz is like WHAT IS THATTT and i looked in front of us and there was like bandages and blood all over it, oh it was so creepy i cant even think of anything funny to say about it, but yeah what can you expect when you head down there, i mean the only crazier place to go than the ghetto part is the china town part and man, you need to travel in more than a pack of two to adventure through that part
but it was good times :D
okok im gonna go back to sleep now, but i leave you all with this
a little memory of roxy; may she rest in peace till she gets back
Friday, April 10, 2009
tonight was amazing
HERES MY TABLE OF CONTENTS BEFORE I FORGET MY THOUGHTS
- life
- team us
- jasmine, a buddy to build with
- purple flag
- fulfilling potentials
- ideas
- always learning
- book club
ok i had the best time tonight, you know how i have all my crazy ideas of the things i want to do? well like when we were kids i used to have a whole bunch of ideas too and when i was a kid like i felt like i could do all of them because i always had roxy and jaz as my bros who were like, yeah lets do itttttt
then i went to college and like i think i forgot that feeling, like the feeling of like, i dont even know, i mean i know what im saying but i dont know how to write it down, but like i think when i left for college like i stopped getting that feeling of 'i can do anything', and like i didnt come up with cool ideas as much, just because i was distracted by other things
but now like,man, now im backkkk, im back in portland and like jaz is here and like, i just build off of her and were like gonna start a team, we havent decided a name yet, but its gonna be so great
i just drank a pot of coffee so im trying to keep my thoughts straight, like it all started out when i was going over to help her fill out some of her baby shower cards to send out, and i had the idea of going to one of those 24 hour restaurants and just chilling with coffee and doing them but then it turned into something so much more, like i was telling her my ideas and she was like, yes lets do this, and i was like YES LETS DO THIS, so we made a pact
were going to try to enrich our lives with like knowledge and adventures and ideas and always have like something going on, were gonna try and be the best people we can be and like, start a bunch of projects together and start a book club and become persian partners so we can speak persian as our code language
OH AND WERE GONNA HAVE A FLAGG, for several days i was thinking, man why does no country use purple as its main flag background, welp, were inventing a flag, and were gonna pick like two emblems or something that represent us, im picking a rainbow and work them into each other in a cool way, and then thatll be our flaggg
ok so some of our ideas are like; we want to be entrepreneurs, and i want to start a band where we just rap about lyrics of funny stuff that happens to us in our everyday lives, just for fun so we can look back and laugh, and we want to create things
i have this cool idea for art, involving glitter glue, cant say more until ive worked out all the details, but yeah its gonna be cool
she wants to make little craft type things and sell them, which is a cool idea shes great at that stuff
and we want to work towards starting a non profit organization aimed at high school kids, that will be a long time int he making, but the idea is to always always alwaysss have something in the works
were gonna pack ourselves full of knowledge, like anything we can get our hands on, i want to know everything, but theres too much to learn in one lifetime so well have to really be dedicated to this one so we can learn as much as we can
oh i told her about my blog ideas, she liked them so i want to get the ball rolling on that too
ahh there are so many more ideas i just cant think of them all or remember them, i need to start carrying around like a notepad or something so i can write them down as they come to me
i feel really like alive right now, its so cool, its the same kind of feeling i used to have all the time when i was a kiddddd, i remember this one time i wanted to turn this fort thing into a pirate ship, and like make it ours (me r and js) and i had this cool feeling like that i could really make anything happen
oh yeah and i talked with jaz about being a yes man, like saying yeah to things just because an opportunity presents itself, because im sure that will lead to cool adventures and experiences
im so happpyyyyyyyyy, i love my lifeeeeee
ok now i gotta go coz i have to get up in 4 hours, but this is greattt, i gotta cut out sleeping from my schedule coz i have so much to doooooooo
also, i want to make people happy, and like help people, like random acts of kindness to make people i dont even know have a better day, but i dont want them to be random i want them to be like constant
okok that was my last thought, see you later my friends :)
- life
- team us
- jasmine, a buddy to build with
- purple flag
- fulfilling potentials
- ideas
- always learning
- book club
ok i had the best time tonight, you know how i have all my crazy ideas of the things i want to do? well like when we were kids i used to have a whole bunch of ideas too and when i was a kid like i felt like i could do all of them because i always had roxy and jaz as my bros who were like, yeah lets do itttttt
then i went to college and like i think i forgot that feeling, like the feeling of like, i dont even know, i mean i know what im saying but i dont know how to write it down, but like i think when i left for college like i stopped getting that feeling of 'i can do anything', and like i didnt come up with cool ideas as much, just because i was distracted by other things
but now like,man, now im backkkk, im back in portland and like jaz is here and like, i just build off of her and were like gonna start a team, we havent decided a name yet, but its gonna be so great
i just drank a pot of coffee so im trying to keep my thoughts straight, like it all started out when i was going over to help her fill out some of her baby shower cards to send out, and i had the idea of going to one of those 24 hour restaurants and just chilling with coffee and doing them but then it turned into something so much more, like i was telling her my ideas and she was like, yes lets do this, and i was like YES LETS DO THIS, so we made a pact
were going to try to enrich our lives with like knowledge and adventures and ideas and always have like something going on, were gonna try and be the best people we can be and like, start a bunch of projects together and start a book club and become persian partners so we can speak persian as our code language
OH AND WERE GONNA HAVE A FLAGG, for several days i was thinking, man why does no country use purple as its main flag background, welp, were inventing a flag, and were gonna pick like two emblems or something that represent us, im picking a rainbow and work them into each other in a cool way, and then thatll be our flaggg
ok so some of our ideas are like; we want to be entrepreneurs, and i want to start a band where we just rap about lyrics of funny stuff that happens to us in our everyday lives, just for fun so we can look back and laugh, and we want to create things
i have this cool idea for art, involving glitter glue, cant say more until ive worked out all the details, but yeah its gonna be cool
she wants to make little craft type things and sell them, which is a cool idea shes great at that stuff
and we want to work towards starting a non profit organization aimed at high school kids, that will be a long time int he making, but the idea is to always always alwaysss have something in the works
were gonna pack ourselves full of knowledge, like anything we can get our hands on, i want to know everything, but theres too much to learn in one lifetime so well have to really be dedicated to this one so we can learn as much as we can
oh i told her about my blog ideas, she liked them so i want to get the ball rolling on that too
ahh there are so many more ideas i just cant think of them all or remember them, i need to start carrying around like a notepad or something so i can write them down as they come to me
i feel really like alive right now, its so cool, its the same kind of feeling i used to have all the time when i was a kiddddd, i remember this one time i wanted to turn this fort thing into a pirate ship, and like make it ours (me r and js) and i had this cool feeling like that i could really make anything happen
oh yeah and i talked with jaz about being a yes man, like saying yeah to things just because an opportunity presents itself, because im sure that will lead to cool adventures and experiences
im so happpyyyyyyyyy, i love my lifeeeeee
ok now i gotta go coz i have to get up in 4 hours, but this is greattt, i gotta cut out sleeping from my schedule coz i have so much to doooooooo
also, i want to make people happy, and like help people, like random acts of kindness to make people i dont even know have a better day, but i dont want them to be random i want them to be like constant
okok that was my last thought, see you later my friends :)
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
lil bro gets the shaft?
so a few weeks ago i was like talking to my aunt and my little cousins and i noticed that the two older ones hung out together and then the 2 year old baby hung out with the rents and the like middle youngest kinda got the shaft coz he had no one to hang out with and was trying to get attention in a negative way, which caused his mom and the two older cousins to always talk about him in a negative way and i was like, ill hang out with you lil bro, we can be buddies
and then i went to my dads california house for a week and yadda yadda, but his bday was on monday and i remember last year we threw a party for the two older boys (they all have bdays around the same time) and little buddies mom said his turn would come next year...so i was gone for his bday so i asked my mom what all went down for little buddies bday, and she said his mom forgot about it, and i was like what the beeeeppp no man nooo, i felt so bad for the lil guy, coz last year his brothers really got a big deal kind of a bday thing
so i called my aunt up and i was like, hey is it still chill for me to pick up little buddy from school? and shes like yeah man thanks so much, so i was like hey little buddy since i missed your bday, think of some stuff you wanna do and well go do it, and so im pre sureeee were gonna go to the arcade for a bit (he knows i love halo and wow and gaming, and so he always brings up gaming when he talks to me, tis so awesome, hes like a lil bro) anyway but i want to go and get him a little cake and write his name on it and put a candle in it so he can feel special, even though its like 2 days late
but yeah hes gonna be a bro and were gonna halo and ill like think of cool things we can make, like neon colored playdough and fun stuff so he feels like hes got a buddy
that is alll
and then i went to my dads california house for a week and yadda yadda, but his bday was on monday and i remember last year we threw a party for the two older boys (they all have bdays around the same time) and little buddies mom said his turn would come next year...so i was gone for his bday so i asked my mom what all went down for little buddies bday, and she said his mom forgot about it, and i was like what the beeeeppp no man nooo, i felt so bad for the lil guy, coz last year his brothers really got a big deal kind of a bday thing
so i called my aunt up and i was like, hey is it still chill for me to pick up little buddy from school? and shes like yeah man thanks so much, so i was like hey little buddy since i missed your bday, think of some stuff you wanna do and well go do it, and so im pre sureeee were gonna go to the arcade for a bit (he knows i love halo and wow and gaming, and so he always brings up gaming when he talks to me, tis so awesome, hes like a lil bro) anyway but i want to go and get him a little cake and write his name on it and put a candle in it so he can feel special, even though its like 2 days late
but yeah hes gonna be a bro and were gonna halo and ill like think of cool things we can make, like neon colored playdough and fun stuff so he feels like hes got a buddy
that is alll
Sunday, April 5, 2009
good ideas, bad ideas and other crazy happenings of the day
lali ho secret lover aka my cool journal,
so as not to forget what im trying to remember to write let me type out a brief overview of the chapters that will follow
good food idea
bad food idea
crazy dog?
lesbian dog
i forget what else
ok, good food idea of the day, finding that you have plump specialty raisins, peanut butter but no celery
oh craps, my dad wants to go somewhere, will retype rest later...see table of contents was a greataa ideaaaa, back soon back soon
ok back, what was i wika wika typing hmm
oh yeah, raisins and peanut butter but no celery, so i invented a peanut butter honey raisin sandwich to try and make up for it, not quite as good as a peanut butter and honey, or an ants on a log, but still all in all a nice idea
next on my list, bad food ideas, lately ive been into grape lollipops, which i must say are delicious, grape being the best fruit flavor of them all, if only they made green and blue grape flavored items, note to self; put this on my list of inventions along with clamless clam chowder, anyway, i decided i wanted to go swimming, however i had just unwrapped a grapalolli so i had the idea of going swimming with the lollipop anyway, all was going well until i decided i needed to one up michael phelps by playing around under the water, this is how i came to conclude that swimming in a salt water pool whilst eating a grape lollipop, or any flavor of lollipop for that matter, was a bad idea, while only a little mouthful of salt water got into my mouth as i did my underwater shenanigans, it was a little mouthful of what tasted like cum, dont get me wrong or anything, i enjoy a good mouthful of cum as much as the next lady does, but i think we can all agree that theres a time and place for every taste, for instance, say youre going along to taco bell or bk, your fav fast food joint if you will, and you order a milkshake (ignore the fact that tacobell does not have milkshakes, substitute soda in for that example, anyway on with my story before i lose my train of thought) ok so you get your milkshake and you take a small sip and youre like hells yeahhh this is gonna be some delicious milks-omg this tastes like a hamburger, ok hamburger tasting milkshakes may be the future, and that may actually be a cool idea to pursue ps to future people, i invented the idea of a hamburger tasting milkshake after a run in with a cum tasting lollipop, creds to the right people plz
anyway, my point is this, theres a time and a place for every taste
onto the next item of my list
ohb yeah, topic crazy dog, ok so after run in with salt water lollipop taste test cum failure, i decided id play on the upside of the water till i finished my lolli, so i was chillin out on the steps of the pool, i had just taught my dads dog how to come in and out of the water so the lil bugga was chillin next to me, and im like just relaxing contemplating life and chewing on the chocolate inside of the lollipop when my dads dog just goes crazy town on me, it turns out that the lil guy is scared of anything landing on his rear end and it was approaching evening so those little gnats were starting to come out, i was worried he had ebola or alzheimer and i was going to have to take him down
oh, now on to lesbian, dog, so it was evening right? and so the air was like iunno 68 but there was no sun and the water was warmer than the air so i was like, damns ive trapped myself in this pool unless i want to experience some crazy chills, so as i was building up the courage to popsicle it up i look over and murray is humping my stepmoms dog shamwow, and i was like what the beeeppp, i will have no lesbian activities on my watch....murray and her crazy dominance lesbianess, i wasnt surprised
oh and my dad got this cool mini helicopter that he kept trying to fly, its lol, i took a video but i cant upload it till later when i can stick my micro sd card into my sd card adapter which plugs in by usb to my computer
that it all, over and out
edit, i want to add this song in because i want to remember what i was into when i look back on my posts--- steve miller band abra kadabra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJ1hRaElyE
for the ladies ;p
so as not to forget what im trying to remember to write let me type out a brief overview of the chapters that will follow
good food idea
bad food idea
crazy dog?
lesbian dog
i forget what else
ok, good food idea of the day, finding that you have plump specialty raisins, peanut butter but no celery
oh craps, my dad wants to go somewhere, will retype rest later...see table of contents was a greataa ideaaaa, back soon back soon
ok back, what was i wika wika typing hmm
oh yeah, raisins and peanut butter but no celery, so i invented a peanut butter honey raisin sandwich to try and make up for it, not quite as good as a peanut butter and honey, or an ants on a log, but still all in all a nice idea
next on my list, bad food ideas, lately ive been into grape lollipops, which i must say are delicious, grape being the best fruit flavor of them all, if only they made green and blue grape flavored items, note to self; put this on my list of inventions along with clamless clam chowder, anyway, i decided i wanted to go swimming, however i had just unwrapped a grapalolli so i had the idea of going swimming with the lollipop anyway, all was going well until i decided i needed to one up michael phelps by playing around under the water, this is how i came to conclude that swimming in a salt water pool whilst eating a grape lollipop, or any flavor of lollipop for that matter, was a bad idea, while only a little mouthful of salt water got into my mouth as i did my underwater shenanigans, it was a little mouthful of what tasted like cum, dont get me wrong or anything, i enjoy a good mouthful of cum as much as the next lady does, but i think we can all agree that theres a time and place for every taste, for instance, say youre going along to taco bell or bk, your fav fast food joint if you will, and you order a milkshake (ignore the fact that tacobell does not have milkshakes, substitute soda in for that example, anyway on with my story before i lose my train of thought) ok so you get your milkshake and you take a small sip and youre like hells yeahhh this is gonna be some delicious milks-omg this tastes like a hamburger, ok hamburger tasting milkshakes may be the future, and that may actually be a cool idea to pursue ps to future people, i invented the idea of a hamburger tasting milkshake after a run in with a cum tasting lollipop, creds to the right people plz
anyway, my point is this, theres a time and a place for every taste
onto the next item of my list
ohb yeah, topic crazy dog, ok so after run in with salt water lollipop taste test cum failure, i decided id play on the upside of the water till i finished my lolli, so i was chillin out on the steps of the pool, i had just taught my dads dog how to come in and out of the water so the lil bugga was chillin next to me, and im like just relaxing contemplating life and chewing on the chocolate inside of the lollipop when my dads dog just goes crazy town on me, it turns out that the lil guy is scared of anything landing on his rear end and it was approaching evening so those little gnats were starting to come out, i was worried he had ebola or alzheimer and i was going to have to take him down
oh, now on to lesbian, dog, so it was evening right? and so the air was like iunno 68 but there was no sun and the water was warmer than the air so i was like, damns ive trapped myself in this pool unless i want to experience some crazy chills, so as i was building up the courage to popsicle it up i look over and murray is humping my stepmoms dog shamwow, and i was like what the beeeppp, i will have no lesbian activities on my watch....murray and her crazy dominance lesbianess, i wasnt surprised
oh and my dad got this cool mini helicopter that he kept trying to fly, its lol, i took a video but i cant upload it till later when i can stick my micro sd card into my sd card adapter which plugs in by usb to my computer
that it all, over and out
edit, i want to add this song in because i want to remember what i was into when i look back on my posts--- steve miller band abra kadabra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJ1hRaElyE
for the ladies ;p
Thursday, April 2, 2009
sup ladies
man i wish i was a guy so i could smooth talk some ladies with that line 'sup ladiesssss'
anyway, ive been doing a lot of swimming lately which has led to a lot of thinking while swimming which led to a cool idea...i should start thinking about cool toy inventions, one time i was watching this tattoo show and there was a guy that worked for a toy company on there, id never considered what itd be like working for a toy company before, but i think it would be pre dece
a toy shop would be cool, maybe like an adult toy shop too, im not talking like fleshlight and leather here, i mean like, gadgets and high tech remote control robots, i was always into gadgets...the omsi store has tons of them but theyre soooo expensive, but so cool
i love science
anyway, ive been doing a lot of swimming lately which has led to a lot of thinking while swimming which led to a cool idea...i should start thinking about cool toy inventions, one time i was watching this tattoo show and there was a guy that worked for a toy company on there, id never considered what itd be like working for a toy company before, but i think it would be pre dece
a toy shop would be cool, maybe like an adult toy shop too, im not talking like fleshlight and leather here, i mean like, gadgets and high tech remote control robots, i was always into gadgets...the omsi store has tons of them but theyre soooo expensive, but so cool
i love science
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
my future jobssss
so i had this dream that made me want to list out all the ideas i have for what i could be in the future
Chocolatier- i thought it would be cool to open my own like chocolate shop where i make chocolates and then serve little tiny turkish coffee like drinks. i think that would be really fun
Police Officer(k-9 unit)- i always thought being a police officer was a cool idea but everyone tells me i dont really have what it takes, i can understand that, but its still a cool idea
FBI Agent - same as above
Comedian - i always wanted to be on the SNL or Madtv shows, when i was a little kid thats all i wanted, it was like comedian, clown or bust
Teacher- id like to be a professor i think if i ever went into teaching because i would like to teach people who really want to elarn about what im teaching, history, english, family and consumer sciences and health are areas that would be cool to go into for this
Professional Game Reviewer- i think having a job with bungie or blizzard or with a computer/gaming magazine doing anything really, not jsut testing out games, would be a really fun job for a while
Baker- i alsoo think it would be cool if i could put together a little store of creative pretty things that also tasted nice, im thinking more of like wedding cakes and cookies here, not breads
Sexologist/Sex therapist- this area has always really interested me, when i first went into college i reallyy wanted to end up going into sex therapy
Marine Biologist- i would say marine biology is one of my favorite areas when it comes to the biological sciences, i loveeee any type of biology, but marine biology is one of the coolllessttt types because its like the ocean has so many awesome creatures and down there its like some whole new crazy world
Writer - i always thought itd be cool to write a book, this i guess would be more of a hobby coz i think i need more than being a writer could offer me
in the military- i always thought this would be really awesome, but the boat has kinda passed on this one for me, im oldddd
ill update more when i think of the rest :D
Chocolatier- i thought it would be cool to open my own like chocolate shop where i make chocolates and then serve little tiny turkish coffee like drinks. i think that would be really fun
Police Officer(k-9 unit)- i always thought being a police officer was a cool idea but everyone tells me i dont really have what it takes, i can understand that, but its still a cool idea
FBI Agent - same as above
Comedian - i always wanted to be on the SNL or Madtv shows, when i was a little kid thats all i wanted, it was like comedian, clown or bust
Teacher- id like to be a professor i think if i ever went into teaching because i would like to teach people who really want to elarn about what im teaching, history, english, family and consumer sciences and health are areas that would be cool to go into for this
Professional Game Reviewer- i think having a job with bungie or blizzard or with a computer/gaming magazine doing anything really, not jsut testing out games, would be a really fun job for a while
Baker- i alsoo think it would be cool if i could put together a little store of creative pretty things that also tasted nice, im thinking more of like wedding cakes and cookies here, not breads
Sexologist/Sex therapist- this area has always really interested me, when i first went into college i reallyy wanted to end up going into sex therapy
Marine Biologist- i would say marine biology is one of my favorite areas when it comes to the biological sciences, i loveeee any type of biology, but marine biology is one of the coolllessttt types because its like the ocean has so many awesome creatures and down there its like some whole new crazy world
Writer - i always thought itd be cool to write a book, this i guess would be more of a hobby coz i think i need more than being a writer could offer me
in the military- i always thought this would be really awesome, but the boat has kinda passed on this one for me, im oldddd
ill update more when i think of the rest :D
Thursday, February 26, 2009
i just had this crazy dream
i moved my bed and made it into a fort and whenever i sleep in new places i always sleepwalk/have the craziest dreams, so this is what happened last night;
I had a dream that I was back in the house I grew up in and I was with my little brother and we were just kids, I was outside and all of a sudden i heard a familiar voice call my name, it was jim, my moms stalker rl stalker (hes been to jail and everything because of it and is crazy) and i turned around to see him with his shirt off smoking something on the deck. i screamed and freaked out and ran inside and he just laughed at me and kept fiddling with some like vase of moss or something that he was smoking. I picked up a black coordless phone and told my brother to lock the door, I picked it up and thought to myself that every other time I had tried 911 in a dream I had messed it up somehow, i carefully dialed 911, and it was the first time it worked. The operator asked me what was up and i said that my moms stalker was at our house trying to kill us, but i couldnt remember our address, i gave her my old phone number first and then walked out the front door to look at our house number which didnt look the same as my old house number, it was now like Jgg, but i could remember the street name so i fired off my address and it was like Jims were coming at me from all sides. He was already in the house and he was also trying to come in through the front door. he had also thrown the vase somewhere behind the deck after telling my little brother that he was going to let him touch something magical, and then had him touch the moss.
when jim came through the front door i tried slamming the door on him, didnt work, and i was too slow to lock it, so he came in and i ran outside with my little brother, somehow we got him on the ground and my little brother had what looked like a mining pick with the edge on jims neck, jim was face down, and i cant remember if i said to hit him with it or not but then the pick turned into some chainsaw type thing and i told my brother not to turn it on, but he did and grabbed jims head and cut through a peice of his skull, and i kept screaming at him to watch out for the hand that was holding jims head because i was afraid hed cut himself. after the piece of his head fell to the ground i turned away because i thought my brother would turn it off and follow me and he did, and we had blood all over us and we walked to our driveway and the cops showed up and it was like some child services lady, and two women stepped out of one car and we went over to jims body and he was still alive but talking like he was going to have some permanent mental retardation. the child services cop quickly put the piece of the head in a bag so it just looked like we had done everything in self defense, also the two women were like 'i didnt realize he was handicapped' and i was all 'he wasnt, part of his heads gone now though'
then they walked with us while i retold the story of what happened and they took me to some evergreen trees over to the side of ym house and pointed to the moss and told me that theres something in the moss from argentina thats making people violent. and that my house must be closer to argentina to be affected than they thought. i told them about jim smoking the moss and they eagerly asked me to show them where he was doing it so i became suspicious of them. i pretended like i couldnt find the vase, even though i knew it had been thrown behind the deck and near the garage, i looked at my little brother and he knew not to show it to them as well, meanwhile as this was going on some garage monster found the moss and become violent, but thats a different story, that i didnt have to deal with in this dream, i just saw the monster moving around in the garage and then it flipped back to the ladies. anyway so it got a little darker and all of a sudden the ladies grew wings and flew away and they were talking excitedly to themselves while they flew back to this huge high rise. it turns out they were trying to find some of the moss to take back to their cooperation so they could use it to monopolize their industry, also then in the dream it made sense why jim had called the moss magical.
they also took us back to their building as their little mascot children and we were still both caked with blood but there was some crazy neon looking party going on and i knew me and my bro had to bust out and run away, then my alarm went off, so the dream couldnt go further
anyway it was a really sad dream and i woke up with tears all over me, but it was also really interesting
I had a dream that I was back in the house I grew up in and I was with my little brother and we were just kids, I was outside and all of a sudden i heard a familiar voice call my name, it was jim, my moms stalker rl stalker (hes been to jail and everything because of it and is crazy) and i turned around to see him with his shirt off smoking something on the deck. i screamed and freaked out and ran inside and he just laughed at me and kept fiddling with some like vase of moss or something that he was smoking. I picked up a black coordless phone and told my brother to lock the door, I picked it up and thought to myself that every other time I had tried 911 in a dream I had messed it up somehow, i carefully dialed 911, and it was the first time it worked. The operator asked me what was up and i said that my moms stalker was at our house trying to kill us, but i couldnt remember our address, i gave her my old phone number first and then walked out the front door to look at our house number which didnt look the same as my old house number, it was now like Jgg, but i could remember the street name so i fired off my address and it was like Jims were coming at me from all sides. He was already in the house and he was also trying to come in through the front door. he had also thrown the vase somewhere behind the deck after telling my little brother that he was going to let him touch something magical, and then had him touch the moss.
when jim came through the front door i tried slamming the door on him, didnt work, and i was too slow to lock it, so he came in and i ran outside with my little brother, somehow we got him on the ground and my little brother had what looked like a mining pick with the edge on jims neck, jim was face down, and i cant remember if i said to hit him with it or not but then the pick turned into some chainsaw type thing and i told my brother not to turn it on, but he did and grabbed jims head and cut through a peice of his skull, and i kept screaming at him to watch out for the hand that was holding jims head because i was afraid hed cut himself. after the piece of his head fell to the ground i turned away because i thought my brother would turn it off and follow me and he did, and we had blood all over us and we walked to our driveway and the cops showed up and it was like some child services lady, and two women stepped out of one car and we went over to jims body and he was still alive but talking like he was going to have some permanent mental retardation. the child services cop quickly put the piece of the head in a bag so it just looked like we had done everything in self defense, also the two women were like 'i didnt realize he was handicapped' and i was all 'he wasnt, part of his heads gone now though'
then they walked with us while i retold the story of what happened and they took me to some evergreen trees over to the side of ym house and pointed to the moss and told me that theres something in the moss from argentina thats making people violent. and that my house must be closer to argentina to be affected than they thought. i told them about jim smoking the moss and they eagerly asked me to show them where he was doing it so i became suspicious of them. i pretended like i couldnt find the vase, even though i knew it had been thrown behind the deck and near the garage, i looked at my little brother and he knew not to show it to them as well, meanwhile as this was going on some garage monster found the moss and become violent, but thats a different story, that i didnt have to deal with in this dream, i just saw the monster moving around in the garage and then it flipped back to the ladies. anyway so it got a little darker and all of a sudden the ladies grew wings and flew away and they were talking excitedly to themselves while they flew back to this huge high rise. it turns out they were trying to find some of the moss to take back to their cooperation so they could use it to monopolize their industry, also then in the dream it made sense why jim had called the moss magical.
they also took us back to their building as their little mascot children and we were still both caked with blood but there was some crazy neon looking party going on and i knew me and my bro had to bust out and run away, then my alarm went off, so the dream couldnt go further
anyway it was a really sad dream and i woke up with tears all over me, but it was also really interesting
Monday, February 9, 2009
hhaahhahaha ok ok ok
so last night we were watching 1000 ways to die and i saw this segment and alllll i could think about while i was watching it is how i wanted the words to be my new xbl info hahaha, but it was a brand new ep so i was bummed coz i couldnt remember them all and i wanted to do justice to the lines, so i tracked down the clip finally after looking for like 10 mins, this is my old xbl bio thingy just incase i want to switch it back later;
dear diary, today we is headin out on the oregon trail, our trail guide be some crazy nig, his name captain jed freeman, he must be a freeman, but seein how it be 1860, and wes in missouri, i dont see how that be possible. we are considerin turnin him into the authorities for a handsome reward of 3 virgin quaker girls, or waitin till winter come rollin round when we need extra food for the animals.
heres the clip of that i saw last night;
http://www.spike.com/video/window-pained/3107895
and heres what im putting in my bio (i changed the name to brets and she so it wouldnt confuse people too much, and also so it wouldnt cause the ghost of arnold moss to haunt me for using his story in my bio);
theres nothing like a full moon to bring out the freaks, say hello to brets scotch, when bret freaks, she peeps, into windows, bret couldnt believe her luck, shed never seen anyone make love to a refrigerator before, during the day bret was an introverted wimp, she would have never had the guts to go up to a woman this hot- but tonight she /was/ the popsicle, bret was so aroused she broke the number one rule for a peeping perv ‘stay outside the window’ but she had lost control, she leaned in too far, Su Su went kuku, and it all came crashing down, right on her pencil thin neck, bret finally learned her lesson, its not cool to peep on people, youre breaking the law, and like bret here, your neck
but i gotta shorten it somehow to only 499 characters, so im workin on that now
over and out
edit; so this is what i could come up with with my various tweaks, i think its pre dece
theres nothing like a full moon to bring out the freaks, say hello to bret, when bret freaks she peeps, bret couldnt believe her luck, shed never seen anyone make love to a refrigerator before, during the day bret was an introverted wimp, she would have never had the guts to go up to a woman this hot but tonight she /was/ the popsicle, bret was so aroused she broke the number one rule for a peeping perv ‘stay outside the window’ but she had lost control,she leaned in too far and SuSu went KuKu
kkk, im posting all the ones i think of here as ref
one day i was walking down the street all do diddly do like, when i heard a girl crying, i went over to her and said, pray tell, why do you cryith, the chick turned to me and said, im laughing so hard its making me cry, i put my hand on her shoulder and said, in that case, cry my dear, tears make the best lube
dear diary, today we is headin out on the oregon trail, our trail guide be some crazy nig, his name captain jed freeman, he must be a freeman, but seein how it be 1860, and wes in missouri, i dont see how that be possible. we are considerin turnin him into the authorities for a handsome reward of 3 virgin quaker girls, or waitin till winter come rollin round when we need extra food for the animals.
heres the clip of that i saw last night;
http://www.spike.com/video/window-pained/3107895
and heres what im putting in my bio (i changed the name to brets and she so it wouldnt confuse people too much, and also so it wouldnt cause the ghost of arnold moss to haunt me for using his story in my bio);
theres nothing like a full moon to bring out the freaks, say hello to brets scotch, when bret freaks, she peeps, into windows, bret couldnt believe her luck, shed never seen anyone make love to a refrigerator before, during the day bret was an introverted wimp, she would have never had the guts to go up to a woman this hot- but tonight she /was/ the popsicle, bret was so aroused she broke the number one rule for a peeping perv ‘stay outside the window’ but she had lost control, she leaned in too far, Su Su went kuku, and it all came crashing down, right on her pencil thin neck, bret finally learned her lesson, its not cool to peep on people, youre breaking the law, and like bret here, your neck
but i gotta shorten it somehow to only 499 characters, so im workin on that now
over and out
edit; so this is what i could come up with with my various tweaks, i think its pre dece
theres nothing like a full moon to bring out the freaks, say hello to bret, when bret freaks she peeps, bret couldnt believe her luck, shed never seen anyone make love to a refrigerator before, during the day bret was an introverted wimp, she would have never had the guts to go up to a woman this hot but tonight she /was/ the popsicle, bret was so aroused she broke the number one rule for a peeping perv ‘stay outside the window’ but she had lost control,she leaned in too far and SuSu went KuKu
kkk, im posting all the ones i think of here as ref
one day i was walking down the street all do diddly do like, when i heard a girl crying, i went over to her and said, pray tell, why do you cryith, the chick turned to me and said, im laughing so hard its making me cry, i put my hand on her shoulder and said, in that case, cry my dear, tears make the best lube
Sunday, January 18, 2009
yess
alans giving me how wow account which has a lvl 70 gnome deathknight on itttttttt :DDDD
it also has like a lvl 60ish pally and priest, :DDDDDDD
it also has like a lvl 60ish pally and priest, :DDDDDDD
we should get a slip and slide, that would be awesome
okokokok man i have so much to type but im so sleepy i think i might forget a lot
so i found out my friend is a stripper now, and hes a guy, lollllssss, and the only clubs around here that have male strippers are geared towards gay men, so hes stripping for gay men, but hes straight, i guess he strips for the occasional token chick group, but yeah, it was interesting hearing about it
ohoh i went to the bookstore but they were out of the book i wanted to look at so i just looked around and they had this awesome collection of like post cards that used baby animals to break bad news to people, like one was 'its syphilis' as the text on a picture of a baby puppy, and like 'the condom broke' over a fuzzy duck....i reallyyyyyy wanted to get it so i could send random postcards to people but it was 10 dollars and i figured i could get some chick to give me a beej with that kind of money, so i didnt want to waste it on postcards
but i did go to victoria secret and want to buy a dog shaped bar of soap on a rope...but alan talked me down from that idea because it was 10 dollars too, i still dont know if not buying it was a good or bad decision hahaha, i had a gift card there from xmas so it would have been no biggie
OHHHH and i went to the arts and crafts store and bought glitter paint, water colors and paper and and anddddd GLOW IN THE DARK PAINTTTTTTT, it was awesome, i had to stop myself from buying those little science kits, like the ones where you 'grow your own worms' and all that jazz, haha, i love that store
andddddddd i saw the curious case of benjamin button, and man, it was alright but it was too sad the whole time it was like pulling at my heart and like i couldnt stop thinking about how sad it was, but it was nothing a few rounds of the thong song couldnt cure, i think i had to listen to it like 3x to get myself hyped back up
ok thats all i remember for nowww and i want to ask my mom about what she was talking about with the whole, saying sex like 50 times this morning, lols
OH EDIT: i dont remember if i sad this or not, im so tired im like trying to force my eyes to stay open haha; but i got some halo magnets when i got 360 games, did i say i got more 360 games today? i did, i got like 5 more, anyway im so obsessed with halo i got some halo magnets, and like i think that would make such a cool present, coz like theyre functional and aesthetically pleasing, so im thinking of making that my standard gift now, halo magnets, mmmm
oh edit edit; i also went to the apple store, pre cool yeah, butttt then i went to the LEGO STOREEEEEE man it was so awesome, they had allt hese lego ideas on display, and legos in bulk MmmMmm, theres this taj mahal lego set for like 300 dollars and i was like aww that would be awesome to have, and so i was thinking, in the future if i work hard then i can play hard, with ye legos, i want all the star wars onessssssssssss, it was really awesome
so i found out my friend is a stripper now, and hes a guy, lollllssss, and the only clubs around here that have male strippers are geared towards gay men, so hes stripping for gay men, but hes straight, i guess he strips for the occasional token chick group, but yeah, it was interesting hearing about it
ohoh i went to the bookstore but they were out of the book i wanted to look at so i just looked around and they had this awesome collection of like post cards that used baby animals to break bad news to people, like one was 'its syphilis' as the text on a picture of a baby puppy, and like 'the condom broke' over a fuzzy duck....i reallyyyyyy wanted to get it so i could send random postcards to people but it was 10 dollars and i figured i could get some chick to give me a beej with that kind of money, so i didnt want to waste it on postcards
but i did go to victoria secret and want to buy a dog shaped bar of soap on a rope...but alan talked me down from that idea because it was 10 dollars too, i still dont know if not buying it was a good or bad decision hahaha, i had a gift card there from xmas so it would have been no biggie
OHHHH and i went to the arts and crafts store and bought glitter paint, water colors and paper and and anddddd GLOW IN THE DARK PAINTTTTTTT, it was awesome, i had to stop myself from buying those little science kits, like the ones where you 'grow your own worms' and all that jazz, haha, i love that store
andddddddd i saw the curious case of benjamin button, and man, it was alright but it was too sad the whole time it was like pulling at my heart and like i couldnt stop thinking about how sad it was, but it was nothing a few rounds of the thong song couldnt cure, i think i had to listen to it like 3x to get myself hyped back up
ok thats all i remember for nowww and i want to ask my mom about what she was talking about with the whole, saying sex like 50 times this morning, lols
OH EDIT: i dont remember if i sad this or not, im so tired im like trying to force my eyes to stay open haha; but i got some halo magnets when i got 360 games, did i say i got more 360 games today? i did, i got like 5 more, anyway im so obsessed with halo i got some halo magnets, and like i think that would make such a cool present, coz like theyre functional and aesthetically pleasing, so im thinking of making that my standard gift now, halo magnets, mmmm
oh edit edit; i also went to the apple store, pre cool yeah, butttt then i went to the LEGO STOREEEEEE man it was so awesome, they had allt hese lego ideas on display, and legos in bulk MmmMmm, theres this taj mahal lego set for like 300 dollars and i was like aww that would be awesome to have, and so i was thinking, in the future if i work hard then i can play hard, with ye legos, i want all the star wars onessssssssssss, it was really awesome
Sunday, January 11, 2009
bangeranggg
ahh i finished all my homework and im so excited for the drive back down to my school tomorrow i love it when i get up at 5 and blast my music and its all dark and the road is mine and then i watch the sun come up and then get all relaxed, its amazing really, i think one of the most amazing experiences i can do over and over and over, i love to drive so much and just zone out and drive slow to draw the drive out longer...ive missed my exit before because i was zoned out, it was hilarious because all of a sudden i was all, what the beep, where am i, i dont know this place and i had like passed my exit by 45 mins
one day id like to just get in my car and start driving and end up somewhere amazing :)
also i decided i need to do everything before i die, So thus far my list of EVERYTHING includes:
-Go on a Beach trip
-Go Hiking
-Go fishing (but not actually catch anything, i would cry if i killed a fish)
-Buy and remodel a house with my own hands
-Visit tide pools with Murray my pug
- Backpack across Europe
-Crash an RC car (rc car wars, glue storm troopers onto the car and decorate it to make it custom and then see how long ye can last out in the wilds)
-Jump off a cliff into a lake/river
-Laugh till I cry
-Go Kayaking
-Be romanced by a guy like V (v for vendetta- intelligent, witty, funny, insane, unique, amazing)
-Be a great friend
-Build a fort in my room
-Clean my room so I can build said fort
-Jump out of a plane
-Go on a road trip
-Drive to California and possibly to all the drivable states
-Become a pro at snowboarding
-Learn how to surf
-learn as much as i can before i die about everything i can learn about
-Be amazing
-Volunteer at the Humane Society
-Learn how to skateboard
-Be a comedian
-Be happy
-Play Soccer
-Fly a kite
-Have a pajama party
-Stay up for more than 24 hours straight because im having too much fun to sleep
-Learn French
-Go Camping
-Have an out of control imagination
-Go to concerts
-Learn the bass guitar
-Be in a band
-Drive to nowhere with chill out music and end up somewhere cool
-Be mischievous in downtown Portland
-Bro out in my bro out hat whilst playing my laptop
-be the best person i can be
-Make lvl 70 in WoW
hmm thats all I can think of for now, but the list of EVERYTHING is never ending hahahaha this is going to be so awesomeeeeee
one day id like to just get in my car and start driving and end up somewhere amazing :)
also i decided i need to do everything before i die, So thus far my list of EVERYTHING includes:
-Go on a Beach trip
-Go Hiking
-Go fishing (but not actually catch anything, i would cry if i killed a fish)
-Buy and remodel a house with my own hands
-Visit tide pools with Murray my pug
- Backpack across Europe
-Crash an RC car (rc car wars, glue storm troopers onto the car and decorate it to make it custom and then see how long ye can last out in the wilds)
-Jump off a cliff into a lake/river
-Laugh till I cry
-Go Kayaking
-Be romanced by a guy like V (v for vendetta- intelligent, witty, funny, insane, unique, amazing)
-Be a great friend
-Build a fort in my room
-Clean my room so I can build said fort
-Jump out of a plane
-Go on a road trip
-Drive to California and possibly to all the drivable states
-Become a pro at snowboarding
-Learn how to surf
-learn as much as i can before i die about everything i can learn about
-Be amazing
-Volunteer at the Humane Society
-Learn how to skateboard
-Be a comedian
-Be happy
-Play Soccer
-Fly a kite
-Have a pajama party
-Stay up for more than 24 hours straight because im having too much fun to sleep
-Learn French
-Go Camping
-Have an out of control imagination
-Go to concerts
-Learn the bass guitar
-Be in a band
-Drive to nowhere with chill out music and end up somewhere cool
-Be mischievous in downtown Portland
-Bro out in my bro out hat whilst playing my laptop
-be the best person i can be
-Make lvl 70 in WoW
hmm thats all I can think of for now, but the list of EVERYTHING is never ending hahahaha this is going to be so awesomeeeeee
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
clamless clam chowder
ok first off i have to start by saying one day im going to invent clamless clam chowder, because no one likes the clams
also, today in my internship we went to a parenting class thing where the parets jsut spend 2 hours playing and hanging out with their kids and it was so awesome, i really like kids, but there was this 16 year old guy/girl couple with this cute little newborn and they kept fighting about how it was their turn to hold the baby, it was so cute i couldnt stop smiling haha, and then the boy didnt want to put her in her carseat at the end because he didnt want to put her down, i love awesome moments like that where youre all, man those seem like good decent people :D
also when the end of my internship i was sooooooo excited to get home and hang out with the bros, i miss them so much hahaha, im seriously really attached to them, but ir reminded me of how in HS i used to get so excited to come home after school/practice so i could hang out with them too, so cool :)
also, were supposed to castrate pigs in my animal sci class, but i think im going to opt out coz i dont want to hurt anything
oh man there was so much mor ei wanted to write im im too excited to think straight, oh well
over and out :D
also, today in my internship we went to a parenting class thing where the parets jsut spend 2 hours playing and hanging out with their kids and it was so awesome, i really like kids, but there was this 16 year old guy/girl couple with this cute little newborn and they kept fighting about how it was their turn to hold the baby, it was so cute i couldnt stop smiling haha, and then the boy didnt want to put her in her carseat at the end because he didnt want to put her down, i love awesome moments like that where youre all, man those seem like good decent people :D
also when the end of my internship i was sooooooo excited to get home and hang out with the bros, i miss them so much hahaha, im seriously really attached to them, but ir reminded me of how in HS i used to get so excited to come home after school/practice so i could hang out with them too, so cool :)
also, were supposed to castrate pigs in my animal sci class, but i think im going to opt out coz i dont want to hurt anything
oh man there was so much mor ei wanted to write im im too excited to think straight, oh well
over and out :D
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
:D
im c/ping this from com blog because it was suchhhhhh an awesomeeee adventure
ok so today i got up at 5 and it was so awesome, all the stars were still out and it was freezing so i got into my car and turned the music on and man, i love the 2 hour drive back to my college, because i just zone to tunes and like sing along and its so fun and i spent half my time trying to undo the little pompom from my knitted mittens because my fingers were cold, but i could only undo one and i refused to give up and take the mitten off the other hand to undo the pom pom thing, so it was awesome, i had one half mittened hand, one full mittened hand, and i was driving around under the stars singing along to my tunes, i bet people thought i was crazy, but then it was awesome because i got to the farmy part of the freeway like an hour later and saw the sunrise over the hills and i was all, aw yeahhh 2009 is going to be an awesome year
ps; this is the song im listerning to, and its really good :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIXJ2ehsdW8
ok so today i got up at 5 and it was so awesome, all the stars were still out and it was freezing so i got into my car and turned the music on and man, i love the 2 hour drive back to my college, because i just zone to tunes and like sing along and its so fun and i spent half my time trying to undo the little pompom from my knitted mittens because my fingers were cold, but i could only undo one and i refused to give up and take the mitten off the other hand to undo the pom pom thing, so it was awesome, i had one half mittened hand, one full mittened hand, and i was driving around under the stars singing along to my tunes, i bet people thought i was crazy, but then it was awesome because i got to the farmy part of the freeway like an hour later and saw the sunrise over the hills and i was all, aw yeahhh 2009 is going to be an awesome year
ps; this is the song im listerning to, and its really good :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIXJ2ehsdW8
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