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Jaz: ya lol brets was like I love star trek! and started humming the theme song to star wars
Roxy: aaaaaaahahahaha
Roxy: that's so brets

not gonna lie, that warmed my heart like a mofo next to a trash can fire, i love my cousinssss

also, jaz was going to make a left turn across two lanes tonight and go into a parking lot, but then hit the curb instead of going into the parking lot entrance, and my side of the car was facing oncoming traffic and i was watching the cars coming towards us while i was like, hmm jaz you might want to hurry and reverse and go into the parking lot..., but i was all calm and then when we went into the store, i like stumbled on my words so i was like, man that must have made me nervous, crazy story

and then we rented a cheesy scary movie so we could scream at random parts but i spent the whole movie narrating the characters action in a raspy voice, it was lol for me, the movie was called mirrors, but really it was more gross than anything until they introduced the idea of demons 10 mins before the movie ended, then i got scared haha

now im trying to figure out how to use the remotes to work the cable since that new switchover thing and i never watch tv so i didnt bother messing with it before haha, but im pressing buttons on 3 different remotes hoping to find the one that works

oh and im messing with aim voice with jaz, but i told her to dl skype because the aim voice wasnt working

also, jaz is showing me her baby moving inside her and i keep thinking about the movie alien and it reminds me of parasites but i dont want to say anything because i dont want to offend, aw now that i wrote that i cant resist the urge, one moment

me:...what if...what if that baby was an alien....and it clawed its way out
jaz *shakes head slowly and frowns*....that would be messed up....
me: what if that baby is the devil?
jaz: i hope not, but well see
me: did you ever see that movie where there were two pregnant ladies, and one of the babies was the devil
jaz: yeah
me: you saw that?!
jaz: no, well what i mean is i hope its not, but ive thought about stuff like that, like what if its born black, like african american
me: so if you had to choose between it being born as a black baby, or the devil, what would you choose?
jaz: black baby
me: ok, what about between a black baby and an alien
jaz: alien

oh also, when we pulled back up to the house my moms stalker was walking past the house and we were like, what the beeeeppp

also jaz is spending the night :D

oh also also, a coon (lol everytime i say coon i laugh because coon means butt in persian, but when i use coon here i mean raccoon) stole the cat food and threw it in the bushes on the neighbors side so i have to crawl through this little area and get it, and im scaredddd, but ill have to man up and do it tomorrow

oh and, ok i think this is the last note, but it totally forgot that i wanted to put this in here, its now the next morning, alright, i was at the park the other day and i saw a bull terrier, and i totally love dogs but i never really gave that breed a second glance, but after seeing it in person with the character it can have, man i am a fannnnn, i love their eyes