lali ho secret lover aka my cool journal,
so as not to forget what im trying to remember to write let me type out a brief overview of the chapters that will follow
good food idea
bad food idea
crazy dog?
lesbian dog
i forget what else
ok, good food idea of the day, finding that you have plump specialty raisins, peanut butter but no celery
oh craps, my dad wants to go somewhere, will retype rest later...see table of contents was a greataa ideaaaa, back soon back soon
ok back, what was i wika wika typing hmm
oh yeah, raisins and peanut butter but no celery, so i invented a peanut butter honey raisin sandwich to try and make up for it, not quite as good as a peanut butter and honey, or an ants on a log, but still all in all a nice idea
next on my list, bad food ideas, lately ive been into grape lollipops, which i must say are delicious, grape being the best fruit flavor of them all, if only they made green and blue grape flavored items, note to self; put this on my list of inventions along with clamless clam chowder, anyway, i decided i wanted to go swimming, however i had just unwrapped a grapalolli so i had the idea of going swimming with the lollipop anyway, all was going well until i decided i needed to one up michael phelps by playing around under the water, this is how i came to conclude that swimming in a salt water pool whilst eating a grape lollipop, or any flavor of lollipop for that matter, was a bad idea, while only a little mouthful of salt water got into my mouth as i did my underwater shenanigans, it was a little mouthful of what tasted like cum, dont get me wrong or anything, i enjoy a good mouthful of cum as much as the next lady does, but i think we can all agree that theres a time and place for every taste, for instance, say youre going along to taco bell or bk, your fav fast food joint if you will, and you order a milkshake (ignore the fact that tacobell does not have milkshakes, substitute soda in for that example, anyway on with my story before i lose my train of thought) ok so you get your milkshake and you take a small sip and youre like hells yeahhh this is gonna be some delicious milks-omg this tastes like a hamburger, ok hamburger tasting milkshakes may be the future, and that may actually be a cool idea to pursue ps to future people, i invented the idea of a hamburger tasting milkshake after a run in with a cum tasting lollipop, creds to the right people plz
anyway, my point is this, theres a time and a place for every taste
onto the next item of my list
ohb yeah, topic crazy dog, ok so after run in with salt water lollipop taste test cum failure, i decided id play on the upside of the water till i finished my lolli, so i was chillin out on the steps of the pool, i had just taught my dads dog how to come in and out of the water so the lil bugga was chillin next to me, and im like just relaxing contemplating life and chewing on the chocolate inside of the lollipop when my dads dog just goes crazy town on me, it turns out that the lil guy is scared of anything landing on his rear end and it was approaching evening so those little gnats were starting to come out, i was worried he had ebola or alzheimer and i was going to have to take him down
oh, now on to lesbian, dog, so it was evening right? and so the air was like iunno 68 but there was no sun and the water was warmer than the air so i was like, damns ive trapped myself in this pool unless i want to experience some crazy chills, so as i was building up the courage to popsicle it up i look over and murray is humping my stepmoms dog shamwow, and i was like what the beeeppp, i will have no lesbian activities on my watch....murray and her crazy dominance lesbianess, i wasnt surprised
oh and my dad got this cool mini helicopter that he kept trying to fly, its lol, i took a video but i cant upload it till later when i can stick my micro sd card into my sd card adapter which plugs in by usb to my computer
that it all, over and out
edit, i want to add this song in because i want to remember what i was into when i look back on my posts--- steve miller band abra kadabra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTJ1hRaElyE
for the ladies ;p
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