gday mates

man roxys been in australia for i dont knwo how many months now, but it feels like a long time, the memories of us running a muck in downtown portland and our safe plan of moving to new zealand to become sheep farmers if all else fails, seem like they were so long ago, but itll be sweet when she gets back in july...but i might have already left to teach abroad by then, doh

note to self; write resume and etc etc

i was downtown with jaz the other day and man, i forget how many adventures you can have when you go down there, first we were chillin around and heard bagpipes, so of course we tracked the sound to its source and creeped on the bagpiper from afar, he was some cool looking dude in the middle of the park, was dece

then were like, lets kick this baby up a notch and decided to go to the ghetto of downtown to see if we could spot us some crack hoes, or hookers, although we may have encountered some of these creatures, we got too distracted with peeping through the window of the last adult theater in oregon, which has closed down, pooty, anyway so we were all lookin inside the windows, and i have to say the chairs in front of the movie screen looked mightyyyy comfortable, we were trying to figure out what this little cubicle on the side was and concluded that it must have been a masturbation station

anyway, then we continued on and i was like looking across the street at these chicks pants, because they were bright blue and like looked painted on they were so tight, and i was looking at them in a no homo sort of way, but i thought they looked awesomeee, when all of a sudden jaz is like WHAT IS THATTT and i looked in front of us and there was like bandages and blood all over it, oh it was so creepy i cant even think of anything funny to say about it, but yeah what can you expect when you head down there, i mean the only crazier place to go than the ghetto part is the china town part and man, you need to travel in more than a pack of two to adventure through that part

but it was good times :D

okok im gonna go back to sleep now, but i leave you all with this

a little memory of roxy; may she rest in peace till she gets back